Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your
clothes off.
- Chi Chi Rodriguez
If I hit it right, it’s a slice. If I hit it left, it’s a hook. If I hit it
straight, it’s a miracle.
- Author Unknown
If you call on God to improve the results of a shot while it is still in motion,
you are using “an outside agency” and subject to appropriate penalties under the
rules of golf.
- Henry Longhurst
The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve
your lie.
- George Deukmejian
